. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left sticking up. " Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat.
I showed him the messages and told him that was going on and he looked at me and said the best blowjob I ever had was from your cousin and started laughing. He lied to her a lot about coming to see her